The Daily Grind

I've been blessed to have a Job where if nothing's going on, I am simply doing my job by sitting up straight with lipstick on. I'm a concierge/receptionist for a fashion designer who's name rhymes with Shmom Shmord; when there's lulls in the day or it's a slow time of year (like now), I'll peruse fun and interestings on these internets - mostly food articles and the like - basically anything other than fashion news. I've been going down the list of articles on the Aussie's website. They leave me with ab cramps from laughing so hard. Sometimes I am forced to pick up my ringing phone while in the middle of an article leaving the client (or executive, or pretentious douche) hearing nothing but silence from my end, since I'm shaking and thrown into convulsions trying to hold in the laughter. Some may say it happens too often, but no matter. I'm wearing the lipstick.

*UPDATE: before, the link "this Aussie's website" was some obscure scrape-mending website. It's NOW fixed to the proper website - leading to the man behind the brilliance of the "Lost Cat" email string in the post below...enjoy!